Useful Advice I have Received (sarcasm implied)

Have you tried getting over it? It is in the past you know. It’s over now, live for the present, the future. Forgive and forget. They are your parents, your family, you only get one. Are you sure you’re remembering that correctly? Memories have been known to be false. Maybe you’re just making it up for attention.

Have you tried praying, just giving it to God? He takes all our problems away, the great physician. Maybe you should try therapy or tell that to a therapist. I’m on this great medication you should try. You should meditate or do yoga.

God never gives us more than we can handle, you must be a very strong person. I was diagnosed this, maybe you have it too. You seem anxious, you should cut back on the coffee. Take a chill pill. Take your meds, I can’t deal with you. You read too much, but you should read this great book I read. Try reading the Bible more.

You’re obsessed with your mental illness. Try to relax, practice good sleep hygiene, or join a support group.

Anything so I don’t have to just shut up and listen to you…..